Call Me

It's been fourteen years and runnin' Since we went our separate ways, Seems I said goodbye to you but you said, "later days." You can call me a lazy worthless bum For breakin' up our home, But darlin' if you're gonna call me, You better charge it to your own phone. Call me a sinner, call me a wreck, You can call me anything you like, But don't call me collect. I been payin' your alimony Like it was goin' out of style. Seems every inch I give to you You stretch into a mile. Now when the times get rotten and you're feelin' all alone, Well, honey if you're gonna call me, You better charge it to your own phone. Call me a sinner, call me a wreck, You can call me anything you like, But don't call me collect. (instrumental) Call me a sinner, call me a wreck, You can call me anything you like, But don't call me collect.