The Spiritual Freak Show Litany

The Spiritual Freak Show Litany

The Spiritual Freak Show occurs

once a year near the buckle of the

Bible belt.

The Spiritual Freak Show is presented in

two Acts with an intermission and a

concordance.

The Spiritual Freak Show is filmed in France

and has red-lettered subtitles.

Many people come to see the

Spiritual Freak Show, very few return

untouched.

Popcorn is served at The Spiritual Freak Show,

it is buttered, but the salt has lost its

saltiness.

Wear your best shoes to The Spiritual Freak Show---

their soles, leaving impressions all along

the sand bars under the pavilion, will make

poets of those who are tipsy enough to see

double.

The hosts of The Spiritual Freak Show are none other

than the bridegroom and his cast of virgins.